April 20th, 2011
Hi wadduup, im David Ayala im 15 living in downtown detroit, and im a commedian. by the year 2013 i will have had a comedy central presents special, appeared in various funny shows and movies, tour with multiple comedians and musicians, and in (some way or another) hosted or starred or ben apart of nearly all music and comedy festivels, bringing the amazing around the world. . . . anyways id really love it if you could give me a hand. Back in 2008 i discovered that i would be doing comedy for the rest of my life, however i discovered that their were absolutely no comedy classes where i lived, because of this i began researching how i could improve my comedy skills and read that watching funny shows and movies could help, which was easy because i already loved doing that. in december 2009 i began writing jokes and after some time i finally started looking for places to do stand up. but the problem was that their was absolutely no place in or around the city that i could perform. but something tiny like this wasnt (and never is) going to stop me. so i sent messages to comedy clubs, theaters, and open mics in and around the city and came up with nothing. i learned that most of the comedy clubs i attempted to contact were shut down and the ones that were up and running said i was to young which is in the nicest way shitty (and i never heard from the theaters etc.). because of this i began to contact places all around the country in hopes of help. I have contacted all the theaters in and around the city and ive also sent messages of help to comedy clubs and people involved in comedy outside of the city through every type of way possible and in total have probrobly sent messages to well over 160 people in every way possible. with no responds help from any of them sadly. Now i truley feel stuck but again something tiny like this isnt stoppin me.
extremely soon i will be going all around the country performing, and meeting, performing with, and learning from all the commedians i love. . . somehow. ACTUALLY i was invited out and performed at the upright citizens brigade theater in Los Angelas in january. alota people said i killed and an article was written about the event (i think alot of it was outa sympathy though, but ithink it was pretty good for my 3rd time). now their setting up for me to come to new york for a week to take classes at the theater their, and now im waiting for their GO to come down, hopefully this will be soon but until then i am continuously writing & seeking out new opportunities. . . and . . .well doing this. and new york shall begin phase 2 of my master plan
anyway again unfortunately im 15 and cant make a trip to chicago, New York, or anywhere outside the vicinity of Detroit for that matte, BY MYSELF(as you can see), but with help from just anyone i know i will get this done! So please if you know any way or any one who could help me please pass this comedy sos onto them, or if you have some advice on sketch or joke writing, performing,boosting my creativity level, an outlet for people to view my jokes and ideas, a place i should contact, or a book i should read please contact me! but if theirs no way that you can help me then it is totally fine you can tell me, trust me my feeling arnt hurt!
March 9th, 2011
I am a big fan of sketch comedy and awesomeness so naturally I found you guys on youtube... I was happy to hear (read: read) that you are in NYC. I would love a shot to do some collaborations or bounce some ideas around.
Let me know if that sounds cool.
February 25th, 2011
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February 10th, 2011
Omg I am a huge fan! Oh did I say Hi!
January 19th, 2011
hi, i just stumbled upon your site, wish i had when i lived in Detroit. Is there any way possible i could write for you guys? don't expect any pay obviously, just wanna see my creations out there entertaining people. I totally get it if you only use scripts from the actors here.
December 16th, 2010
Please watch this video and like it. thanks
November 10th, 2010
hey, is whoresquare a real app and website or was it just part of your sketch comedy?
October 12th, 2010
you are not funny and please stop
October 7th, 2010
post it pls!!!
October 7th, 2010
POST IT PLS!!!
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