Hey everyone, our webmaster has been beaten for not keeping the site up to date. Did you miss that really great terrace?
Or the time the zombie apocalypse happened?
Everyone up to speed now? Good, because we’ve got some big news to share… BUT NOT JUST YET! Right now we’re [redacted verb] in [redacted proper noun], [redacted verb] a [redacted noun]. In a few [redacted length of time] we’ll be able to [redacted verb] it with you all!